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Joseph brodsky never lend books, for no one ever returns them. Jokes quotes, searchable and browsable database of quotations with author and subject indexes. It contains hundreds of book titles with humorous name pun authors. This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion.

You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Brown from richardson, tx comments on amazon exciting. May 25, 2006 if you have hired in the past landscape gardeners for projects that ended up costing you tens of s of dollars then that other alternative is to make it effortlessly from right here your way simply because, in the finish and without this information, projects usually value far more and took longer than anticipated. Direct from the 1001 jokes for kids i got in the early 80s diet for dogs by nora bone falling down by eileen dover. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash. Read funny book titles from the story random jokes by screaminbloodymurder grace with 5,637 reads. Some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing word use in the english language. What are some funny fictional book titles and authors youve. Its also full of books that make me wonder if humanity has lost its grip on reality. What are some funny fictional book titles and authors you.

With this massive collection of book title and author jokes you can make everyone laugh. Did you know that many of the people on our site are authors. View profile view forum posts private message dyr newbie join date oct 2008 posts. Literary, inspirational, and humorous quotations and proverbs. Richard lederer, st pauls school one of the fringe benefits of being an english or history teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. A list of 26 muslim authors whose work to check out. Silly book titles silly book titles there are several ways to view the topic of silly book titles. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements, send them along. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we. Read 101 amazing book title jokes by jack goldstein available from rakuten kobo. Print embed the complete list of funny book title jokes.

A history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. Nov 05, 2018 funny book titles and author names are as old as books themselves. Many of these are pretty lame, so if you have any improvements. Last week we talked about the importance of having an aesthetically appealing book cover, and how a homemade cover can be a death sentence for your book luckily, titles are harder to screw up. Funny book titles dating for under a dollar by blair tolman keep in mind that dating for under a dollar was published over a decade ago in 1999. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the united states, from eighth grade through college level. Now that im an author i thought id try to write my own novel titles. Running to the toilet by ivor poo, willie makeit and betty wont wanking by paul backskin bubbles in the bath by ivor wynn d. Here are thirty hilarious book titles that make me wonder what exactly the authors were thinking when they wrote them. Jan 07, 2019 funny book titles catch your attention. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe. Laugh at hundreds of funny books never written jokes sent in by boys life readers. Please do not read on if you are under 16 andor easily offended. See more ideas about book title, funny and childrens books.

Bottom the cats revenge by claud balls nail on the banister by r. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen. This is the sixth book ive written, which isnt bad for a guy whos only read two. Humorously related to the funny names, these title author puns are sure to amuse. The big book of lesbian horse stories by alisa surkis, monica nolan. Ive been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like reusing old graves, its hard not to. See more ideas about book title, ladybird books and childrens books. Funny book titles jokes and humor from school jokes, teacher jokes, pupil jokes and more. Advantageous by benny fishall a history of welsh comedians by dai laffyn advantageous by benny fishall am i bothered. I wish these two had collaborated on a regular basis. If you enjoyed these cheesy book puns, make sure to pass them along to another fellow book lover. This pantwettingly funny collection of 101 of the best book titles and their authors. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms.

Ive taken many of our name puns and some others, and created name pun author jokes where the title of the book relates to the author s name in a humorous way. Find humor and wit with hilarious christian authors wholl make you see the funny side of life. I grew up with the classics, like feeding your dog, by nora bone and falling off a cliff by eileen dover. Inside stories about sierra online and leisure suit larry.

Oct 08, 2017 8 funny book titles with hilarious authors to match. May 10, 2020 i find these book titles funny, whether it be the title itself or the choice of cover illustrations, i find the humour in it. In other cases its the combination of title and author that brings a smile to our face, for instance by forestry by teresa green. Quotes from famous political leaders, authors, and literature. A book called current trends in wiring your house turned out to be a shocking failure. Funny titles of books that were never written with good reason. Worldcat is an excellent various is the correct author for any book with multiple unknown authors, and is acceptable for books with multiple known authors, especially if not all are known or the list is very long over 50. We want to remind people that many books out there are completely hilarious. Some titles are innately ridiculous, for example i was tortured by the pygmy love queen. Book titles jokes find our set of funny book title jokes below. It comes from a phrase in an essay by samuel johnson, i rejoice to concur with the common reader. Terry bull bad falls by eileen dover bad gardeners. Book title jokes funny book names joke book titles. Funny book titles and authors names lighter side of transinterp.

Sophie offord lets use humour to celebrate all that is fabulous and fun about reading. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to authors last name. Twenty yards to the out house by willie makit and illustrated by betty wont 2. George burns there are worse crimes than burning books. Shop by age, genre, series, and more to find the perfect childrens books for both little kids and. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. Theophilus punoval theft and robbery by andy tover things to cook meat in by stu potts things to do at parties. We used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that i still think theyre funny now. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book. Book puns, a humor site featuring funny book titles and name pun authors.

The canonical list of punny book titles compiled by harold reynolds. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the worst book titles youve ever seen some of the people who wrote these funny book titles might have been absentminded and out of touch, but it could also have to do with changing. The american book how to make bigger and better elephants the japanese book how to make smaller and cheaper elephants the greek book how to sell elephants for a lot of money the finnish book what do elephants think about finnish people the german book a short introduction to elephants, vol 16. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to, imho, improve them, but all submissions will be duly credited. Ever since bookseller magazine praised the book proceedings of the second international workshop on nude mice in 1978, its diagram prize for oddest title of the year has rewarded the weirdest. Make sure to pay close attention to the authors of these punny books. Well tickle your funny bone with our sidesplitting jokes and humor. The book urges husbands to devote time explaining things like life insurance, investments, real estate policies, and taxes to their clueless wives. Though we have no clue how many copies books like fancy coffins and goodbye testicles sold, were pretty sure their titles made more buzz than the content. A thousand splendid suns by khaled hosseini hosseini follows up the kite runner by once again transporting readers to afghanistan as he. Running to the toilet by ivor poo, willie makeit and betty wont. One of the books that cracked me up to the point of helplessness at numerous points throughout its reading was good omens by terry pratchett and neil gaiman.

Aug 25, 2016 silly author names of senseless book titles. Heres 8 funny book titles with their puntastic authors. Below are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to author s last name. Of course i think ive made up about half of these, but theyve probably all been done before. Humorously related to the funny names, these titleauthor puns are sure to amuse.

You could probably open a dictionary, point to a random word, and have a passable title for a book i just tested this claim and got arrows, hash, and photoautotroph, but two out of three aint bad. Resistance persistence meating expectations the causes of. Funny book titles to make you laugh, snort, and cringe book riot. All of rooss books are overpriced, but the large number of lengthy, meandering jokes in the book result in fewer total jokes than in his other books. And while i enjoyed both authors very much and perhaps didnt choose the best book of each, neither made me emit so much as a titter. True, and wait until you see the titles of their books. Jan 23, 2017 inappropriate and hilarious book covers. A selection of jokes and oneliners from the last ten years of the edinburgh fringe. This pantwettingly funny collection of 101 of the best book titles and their authors that you have ever heard is dang. Population explosion by that famous chinese author, we fuckem young.